Certified Alright 4 2Nite, even if they're sunglasses. 

These official Homestar Runner cool cool glasses, designed by Tony Kuchar for Cool Weapons Surplus, are made of felt, with shiny polyurethane lenses, and a perfect fit for the .

They're held on with a latex band so that they won't fall down while your plush is scaling the wall of Perducci's skyscraper. (The frames are about 5.1 inches wide, not counting the stems.